A day in the life of the Furry

So as I previously mentioned Wed night I had a date planned with a girl. Yay for Furry. Turns out though the operative word in the first sentence is "planned". We had "planned" to get some pizza (from a great restaurant right near me), go for a walk, then watch a movie. We had "planned" this on Thursday. I emailed to confirm our "plans" on Sunday. I got confirmation of the "plans"....oh wait I didn't, which means the Furry also didn't have a date. In fact she never emailed back saying this isn't going to work etc, or any excuse, just didn't tell me anything. Yay. I have the best luck with women. If I was the Bachelor on ABC somehow each week instead of me selecting someone to get booted, one of the girls would get "mysteriously" hurt or ill until there were only two. The last two would then fight each other, not to be with me..no no, instead they would be fighting to see who could get off first. Miraculously for them though they would injure themselves so badly that neither would be left and instead I would have to eat the roses that were left over.

Anyways, later that night I went to bed...obviously. While sleeping though I was abruptly wakened by a liquid splashing on my face. It was 3:30AM. I was confused at first, not realizing what was happening. Then 2 minutes later it happened again. The sprinklers outside had cycled back around. Yes the sprinklers were spraying me through my window that was only open 6 inches, and through my closed blinds. Only the Furry. I normally wouldn't even have my window open, but they have delayed turning on the central air in the building, so I can't have my A/C running.

So let me recap, liquid being sprayed on me at night while in bed. Basically same story as Mona....only without the sex....and water instead of urine. God my life not only sucks but is boring too.

For my 4 loyal readyers....

Don't worry I will be posting shortly. I haven't really had much to blog about, but I am thinking after tomorrow night I might have something. Knowing my luck though it will be nothing. Yes it involves a woman.