Metrosexuals
As entertaining as "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was, they pissed me off. They ruined men all over this blessed country. Seriously. In fact not only that, but I can make an argument that "Queer Eye" has even helped ruin our economy. Yes the economy. So hear my rant.
Let me list what a guy has to think about to be a metrosexual: lotion on body, hair conditioner AND shampoo, whiten teeth, pluck eyebrows, facial conditioners and masks, lip balm, manicures, pedicures, shaving/waxing unwanted hair, dyed and styled haircuts, and shit I don't even understand like spray-on tans. What the FUCK people???? Holy crap that is way too much.
Here is what a guy should do when he wakes up: piss/poop, shower using one shampoo and one body wash (if you have time), brush your teeth, deodorant, and shave if needed (see Arbusto's blog). That is it, no more no less. What else does a guy really need to do?
How does this ruin the economy? How much friggin time does it take to pluck eyebrows, wax a back, use a facial mask? Instead a CEO could be closing a deal, or you could be watching a baseball game, drinking a beer, eating a hot dog, and pissing in the troff at the Metrodome like any normal guy should be doing.
Why the hell would any man want to do all of that shit to his body? There is no reason. I guess some will say women. Well yeah there is that but 20, 30, 40 years ago and more guys didn't do this crap to themselves. This will pass like the fad it is, just like jean jackets, bell bottoms, and Zubas (you know MC Hammer pants).
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