Thank you Arbusto

Yes I am thanking Arbusto as much as it pains me. Twice even. One is a real genuine thank you, and the other is a sarcastic son of a bitch thank you.

Genuine: As Arbusto so aptly pointed out....I forgot my wallet. Normally not a horrible thing, just a pain in the ass. Well this day I was in court suing American Airlines, which I won because the cowards did not show, and I had to park in a parking ramp in downtown St. Paul. Not having money, atm, or credit card and parking in a ramp is not a good combination. Thankfully Arbusto was kind enough to stop chaffing his palm, put on clothes, and drive down to St. Paul. Not only that he loaned me money. Yay Arbusto, but I still like Leela better. The exchange was funny because we were right across from the courthouse where there are a ton of police and Arbusto pulls up in the little drop-off area by the hotel where I was parked. He rolled down his window, I leaned in, he handed me money, and then he drove off. Yes it was exactly like a drug deal went down.

Sarcastic: Thank you Arbusto for the other day in class. We were in our acting for lawyers class (the fancy name is forensic oratory, learning how to speak, but basically it is acting for lawyers), and we were playing an improv game, think Whose Line Is It Anyways.

A: (Approaches B with imaginary box/present)
B: Thank you very much A for this present, what is it?
A: It is a _________
B: Thank you A for this _______. It is the best ______ I have ever had because __________.

So we were supposed to choose our present based off of what the person ahead of us had chosen. First I will do the group before Arbusto's group then his group.

B: Thank you very much A for this present, what is it?
A: It is a Kiwi.
B: Thank you A for this Kiwi. It is the best Kiwi I have ever had because it is so furry.

New B: Thank you very much Arbusto for this present, what is it?
Arbusto: It is.....(yes he put my name here, no no one in class knew my nickname was "Furry", although it was a little embarassing, didn't crack the top ten most embarassing moments in Furry history).

So thank you Arbusto for using my nickname in class when no one knows why you call me Furry. I hate you.