HATE: Charity Organization

So I could pick an easy choice here and pick one of those annoying police "charities" that call during the holiday times, or I could pick one of those African child starving as they bathe in toxic waste and eat maggots out of rotting tires that you only see on at 1AM on a weekday.

No, no that is not how Furry rolls. Rather Furry likes to pick a charity that everyone can hate...so the Furry chooses (drumroll please) the Red Cross/Crescent/Whatever the hell you call it. Seriously why do I give money to a charity that cannot make up its mind what it wants to do. What does the Red Cross do as a charity does it give blood to drug-addict gunshot victims, does it help people who choose to live in a flood plain with a faulty levee, does it walk into prisoner of war camps to make sure the "rules" of war are obeyed, or do they give shelter to people who burn down their own apartments? Seriously people make up your mind. At least the Salvation Army knows its place and does not infringe on everything. I mean sure you have to put up with annoying undressed Santas outside the store where you buying expensive gifts for your loved ones that really need these gifts.

What really irks me about the Red Cross is they are able to enter Gitmo under the premise that they are upholding the Geneva Conventions, but don't we all know anyone named the Red Crescent is really subverting the government and supplying information and supplies to all of those terrorists that harmed the US by......well we don't know how because they haven't had their trial, but we will know in 15 years when their trial takes place.

I wouldn't mind the Red Cross so much if they didn't help out disaster victims. Don't you think God had the disaster for a reason? You wonder why God isn't smiting anyone, its becaus the Red Cross is ruining his beautiful work. Hurricane Katrina...ruined by the Red Cross, Earthquakes...ruined, city fires....ruined, tornadoes...ruined, Tsunamis.....ruined. LET GOD DO HIS WORK.

So what is this coherent, logical argument ultimately trying to say? The Red Cross is actually trying to destroy the world by keeping the human population at its all time high. So remember the next time they ask you to write your Congressmen about atrocities and torture at prisons in war zones say, "Not me, I am a Patriot." The next time there is a natural disaster say, "No donations from me, I am doing God's work." And finally and most importantly, the next time they ask you to give blood say, "No you cannot have my precious blood, I am trying to save the world."

If you do feel so compelled to give to a charity though try Amanda the Panda. Trust me.