To all of those that think I am ass ;) this should cheer you up

Today was a great day to explain what a typical day is for me:

First off I had nothing to do, this is because the school that sent me had done nothinig, and the school here in Paris does nothing. I am trying to set up an externship but the lawyer is always gone, so nothing for me to do.

Lunch time, the host mom I am staying with is a health nut, I am not. Today I had lentils with curry and barley. To some this may sound tasty, but I am from Iowa and grew up on meat. Notice I did not say potatoes too, just meat. I have slightly carnivoristic tendicies. (I think I just made up two words there) I actually like to call myself a meatawheatatarian (love that word) because I love to eat meat and obviously wheat products.

First Class: I had my first class of the trip, was originally told they began Sept. 4th but they really began Sept 22. I get there and realize I am the youngest in the class by at least 10 years and that is being generous. The professor rambles on for 3 hours about stories from his past and because my French is still quite rusty, I only understand half at best. Then as I get up, I find out my chair had a sticky substance to it and my pants stuck to it. Thankfully it was not super sticky and was able to slowly peel them off of the chair.

What is the perfect nightcap? Try getting hit in the nuts on the Metro by some lady's bag when the Metro stops inexplicably in the middle of two stops. After I double over in pain, it starts right up again.

There you have it...that sums me up pretty well.