HATE: A Thursday Event

A brief introductory note...

Voila, Arbusto and I (and whoever else wants to join the Hate roll) have decided to plan a weekly event on every Thursday that catalogs what we "hate" (more like dislike strongly or have a feud with) in categories. For instance: what tree I hate the most? What holiday I hate the most? What country I hate the most? What blogger named Arbusto I hate the most? The rules are kind of loose.

THERE ARE SOME RULES HOWEVER

We do realize that there are some really stupid, ignorant, idiotic people out there so we need to clarify what we are doing. We are doing this purely out of fun. Who doesn't like to vent now and then? At no times will any of these posts be racist or extremely hurtful. We are not doing this to become a hate group or gang, we are doing this purely for laughs. We only use the word "hate" because we got a good catchy acronym for the title of our event. That does not mean we will shy away from people because sometimes people are just downright stupid...I think the best example right now might be pantyless wonder of mothering Britney Spears. Which also brings up another point, at NO point will a "HATE post" be targeted towards an individual UNLESS that person is a celebrity and being stupid, or the person is not mentioned by name and it is not a true hate but more of an arch rival/nemesis disliking. In fact most of the things we will be posting we do not hate at all but it is what we dislike the most in that category. Each week will be a different subject. NO repeats!

Some banned categories:
Race
Sexuality
Nationality (unless purely satirical like a Swede posting about a Norwegian...damn those Norwegians)
Others to come....

End Introduction and begin the fun! Welcome and enjoy. Spread the love, join in!

Arbusto and I have decided to do the same category this week to start this thing off, so without further ado here is my hate....

And in the category of bathrooms the nominee is: Bathrooms in France
And the winner goes to: Bathrooms in France (please hold your applause till after the post)

Okay so I hate bathrooms in France. There are several reasons too. The first being the whole concept of going to the bathroom there. Let me tell you this important detail to better help you understand, I poop a lot. Not just a lot, an enormous amount. This means several times a day. So when in France it is difficult. Why? Because they don't really have the concept of the PUBLIC toilet over there. If I am walking down a street in Paris and need to take a crap, I am screwed. If you enter into a restaurant they very rarely just let you use the bathroom, normally you have to be a customer. That goes for all businesses in fact. Unlike here in the great US where I can basically go into most places and use the bathroom, there it is almost if it is taboo to use another person's bathroom. One time in an emergency I had to beg to use the bathroom. GOOD GOD people this is the fucking 21st century where no man should have to BEG to use the fucking bathroom.
On the off chance the business let's you use their bathroom you are faced with another situation, especially when you need to....drop the kids off at the pool, if you catch my drift. It is one of the most hated "inventions" in the world. It is called the Turkish Toilet (sorry Turkish people I actually really like you it is just the name of the toilet). I want the man who created it shot, hung, electrocuted, poisoned, tarred and feathered, and drawn and quartered all at the same time. Seriously who things having a porcelain place to STAND and SQUAT into a small hole in the floor was a good idea? Is that the same guy who decided New Coke was a good idea? Here is a pic of one, the ridges are where you put your feet.

Isn't that the prettiest thing you have seen? It is especially great on those days where you have the beer shits. Yes, that is not fun. I HATE Turkish toilets. You are screwed too if you have week legs, might as well and not even try then.
Finally my last hate about bathrooms in France is the toilet paper. Apparently they think sandpaper against the ass crack is a good thing. Wow couldn't agree more you cheese eating bastards (I actually like the French they just piss me off on this issue). Not only is it sandpaper but more often than not it is the square single tissue type. WHAT GOOD IS THAT??? Who can use one sheet of single ply sandpaper to clean anything up?
One last note, when I had my externship at the law firm in Paris I experienced something that compared to utility with the Turkish Toilet...a square toilet seat. No your eyes did not deceive you I said a SQUARE fucking TOILET SEAT. Who the fuck has a square ass? Unless there is some race of Lego people that I do not know about people have rounded shape buttocks, NOT SQUARE. Holy god was that uncomfortable. I think that person should just be forced to sit on his own invention for hours on end. And who was the brilliant genius at the law firm who decided to install that??? I know lawyers bullshit all of the time but apparently it all comes out their mouth and they don't have to use the square fucking toilet seat.

Well that is enough for now.

KUDOS TO ME NOT ONLY AM I STARTING THIS WEEKLY EVENT, IT IS POST NUMBER 50 FOR ME. I would like to thank Blogger, Arbusto, my laptop, all those little people that made this possible, Mona, Southern Canadian, Toucan Sam, am I forgetting anyone?