HATE: Source of Electricity- Wind

I hate wind energy. It is horrible to think we can use it energize our nation or world. I think the only way to go is the route North Korea and Iran are trying.

This is why I hate wind:

1. I hate when they say we can "harvest wind". Do we have large combines going through the sky to shuck the clouds of wind? NO. Who says the wind is ours anyways? I think the Indians would be pretty pissed if they knew we were stealing the wind. It isn't their wind, it isn't our wind, and it isn't Al Gore's wind. What would happen if I went to a corn field in Iowa and started harvesting corn that wasn't mine? Exactly.

2. In order to create wind energy they put up massive blades of death in random places and fields. If I was50 feet tall I could easily be decapitated. There are no warning signs for this, I think this is a secret plot by all the Davids of the world to kill off the remaining Goliaths. I mean how would you feel if you read in the paper Andre the Giant was killed by a wind turbine chopping off his head?

3. What is going to happen without the wind? Will weather change? Will I be able to fly my kite anymore? I mean seriously without wind how will I cool myself off, perspiration needs a little breeze to work. There won't be any really cold days either because there will be no wind. More importantly how will I be able to hot air balloon. I will get up and won't go anywhere. I think hot air balloonists around the world need to lobby against wind turbines. For that matter glider pilots can join in too.

4. God, Old Man Winter, Mother Nature, Poseiden, Thor, whoever the hell creates the wind will soon be out of breath if we keep stealing it from him/her. I don't think any of those gods or demi-gods would take too kind to that. Thus harvesting wind energy will lead to the wrath of God on us.

As you all see wind energy is a serious problem and that is why this nation needs to use more oil rather than depend on wind. I think more global wars in order to gain more oil are needed.