So this story may be a little...disturbing to some, funny to others, but mostly gross.
The other day I was over at a friend's apartment (don't worry Arbusto, not yours or anyone you know). We were just hanging out, it was him, his girlfriend, and me. I had been over there awhile playing some Madden '07 when I had a sudden urge to use the toilet. Nothing new for me, I have a stomach condition that causes frequent visits to the toilet. It is like my second home. (Not that it matters here but I am an international toilet expert.)
Anyways I am done with business, but I know this is going to be a messy wipe. Yes Mona the toilet paper flap was hanging down or over the top.) So this is where my Georgeness comes through. Sometimes, as gross or environmental as it may be, if I grab too much toilet paper, I will wipe, fold, and wipe again. I don't want to clog the toilet or use tons of paper. Well this time I brought it up just enough to fold, yes I am weird I know this, anyways as I brought it up I apparently had a lot on that piece of toilet paper. Why do I know this? Because as I brought it up a piece of poo....yes poo flew four feet and landed on their bathroom floor.
Now I have a 2 inch piece of poo laying on my friend's bathroom floor. Thank God it was a vinyl floor that I could easily wipe up, make sure it was clean, and walk out like nothing happened.
I guess we are more closely related to chimps than I thought, why else would I be flinging poo.
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I'm horrified, but at least the toilet paper was hanging the right way.
Best. Story. Ever.
Maybe not but I was entertained.
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