So I will be graduating soon, which means Furry needs to find a job. Two of the possibilities include 3 month stints in Europe. One in Belgium another in Paris. So here is where the Furry needs help. Assuming I get an invite to one if not both of these positions do I take it?
NEGATIVES:
Gone for 3 months from family (including my nephew who is my favorite even though I am not supposed to have favorites)
Miss a good chunk of the football season
Have to put my stuff in storage
No health insurance
And most importantly.....not sure how to pay back student loans (if I never return though I won't have to...)
POSITIVES:
Real work experience in Europe, great for the resume
I am in FRIGGIN Europe maybe even FRANCE
Get to put my otherwise useless major to use
Great food
Losing probably close to 40lbs
Even better wine...and alcohol, seriously is there anything better than a bottle of caramel vodka (yes bottle)
Oh yeah and the women....I just had this really hot chick (yes Arbusto the really really hot one) email me back and beg for me to return even if it is for a "week, day, hour, or minute" end quote, she also then went on to explain she is putting her vibrator that we bought together to good and frequent use (why can't I find women like that here?)
What does the Furry do? I know most will say Europe, but those student loan payments/ and health insurance negatives are huge negatives.
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I'm going to re-evaluate your list.
Positives:
Gone for three months
Work experience, flah, resume,
Put your worthlessnes to use
Food
Gone far away for 3 months
In Europe
Alcoholism
Women
Arbusto takes your stuff and then demands lots of money in ransom, including your nephew.
If you stay far away, forget those loans.
Negatives:
Football season
Health insurance
What are the pros and cons for staying in the States? I feel like the pros for Europe aren't necessarily cons for staying here, and vice versa.
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