Florida and Flashbacks

Florida

Well I just got back from sunny and 80 while spending time on Daytona Beach. The main purpose of the trip was to see my new nephew (one month old). He is pretty small but with lots of long hair, and he was really good natured. So even though it was 80, I don't hate Florida as much because my nephew is now there. I was happy when I got back because it was 40.

Seinfeld Moment at Florida:
(Also my favorite Seinfeld speech)

George: I'm a marine biologist.
George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
George: So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a marine biologist!
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George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge tidal wave lifted. Tossed like a cork, I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!
(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)
(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)
Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one, eh?

So what does this have to do with me and Florida? Well while I was at the condo I looked down on the beach and saw a man hitting golf balls from the beach into the ocean. "The sea was angry that day my friends"

Flashback Moment from College:

While in college I took a road trip to Chicago and stayed at a really cheap Motel 8 while I was there. There were two notable moments on that trip, both of which took place at the hotel.
1. While checking-in I witnessed a 290lb man in ragged sweatpants and apparently hadn't shaved in the past 3 years. He looked around the lobby and then asked the clerk, "Where's the champagne vending machine?"

I will not explain the mulitple problems in that question.

2. At about 2 AM we were watching a horrible movie called Diplomatic Siege. The best part of the movie was this quote (discussing a strategy on how to disarm an atomic bomb this is from one of the Generals), "And then they would make a fast move...(long pause) or they could make it slower."

Okay so you really need to hear the quote in context and while watching this horrible movie, but believe me the quote is hilarious.

Monday

Monday I get to hear from my podiatrist that I have arthritis in my feet, oh joy I can barely wait.