Sorry I have been lazy

So this will be a hodgepodge of a post because I have a few things to say since I last posted. Also as the above title suggests, I have no real reason why I haven't posted other than I was just lazy. Now that Mona is back though I figured I better post before I am guilted into posting.

Last Saturday

I went out to a bar with a couple of friends...it was extremely disappointing. First off it wasn't the friends, they are great, it was the crappy bar. The bar was set in a suburb, in an industrial park, miles from anything. A great recipe for success. So there were a handful of people there at this massive restaurant/bar, probably about 15-20. In this massive bar of 15-20 was a dance floor about the size of Rhode Island. And there was a crappy DJ.

So out of the 15-20 people was a group of 4. These 4 people were at least 45 if not 50 and the only ones using the dance floor. Normally when older people dance you think slow dancing etc, maybe some twisting or something. Not these people. No. These people were bumping, grinding, etc. One really stood out. She was pretty ugly, wore glasses, and had a sequined shirt. We called her "Sparkles". Sparkles was really getting into it. She even at one point went all the way down to the floor with her 50 year old dance partner. The male dance partner then went on all fours down on the floor, stuck his ass in the air, and then proceeded to be SPANKED by Sparkles. It was amusing at first, and then I realized what was going on and was extremely disturbed.

The night ended with the Asian waitress, who wasn't even our waitress, and who some might think as cute, started to feel up my leg. It felt weird, partly because I am not used to contact, but mostly because it was just strange.

Grocery Shopping

Why is it that I will only shop for groceries at midnight or later? Seriously the other day, a Wednesday, I went shopping at 1AM...who the hell else shops at 1 in the morning? It isn't like I go on shopping binges at 1, I just make a list and like to do it late at night. I guess because I don't have to maneuver around aisles filled with aimless people. The only problem is the meat counter isn't open.

Super Bowl

Throwing a Super Bowl party for the soon to be WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO BEARS. Not too big of a party probably 5-7 people, I really don't know how to throw a party...I am not a big party guy. What I do know is food, and we will be having plenty of food, I guarantee that. So far we will be having Chex Mix, shrimp, baguette with herbed garlic cheese, brisket, deviled eggs, Swedish oatmeal cookies, chips and dip, and plenty of beer. I am not sure what else but will be adding to the menu.

Photos

So below are a few photos from France. I am still waiting for the photos of when we had the goodbye party in my class, but these were sent to me. I can show you some of the people I hung out with in Paris.

So the girl smiling girl to the left on top is Reunion. Yep the same one who told me all about her sex life and even bought a dildo/vibrator with me helping her buy it. I kind of miss her. The guy in the orange sweater sniffing the other girls hair was the only other guy in the class with me. He is normal..most of the time. I have no idea who the other girl is.

Another photo...most look drunk and probably are. The girl in the top right was in a photo shoot in a magazine similar to Vogue. No not as a model but had several photos in an article about decorating her apartment. And there is Reunion again looking thoughtful, but don't worry she isn't.