So two posts ago I had a paragraph in French. I wasn't going to translate it, but why the hell not, so here it goes:
3 days!!! 3 days until I can hold you in my arms...3 days until I can whisper sweet nothings to you...3 days until I can caress your breasts...3 days until I can laugh about everything with you and until I can hear your opinions...3 days until I can penetrate you with my erect cock that is red with envy...3 days until we can (not sure too lazy to look it up)...3 days until we can open our presents...until then I hurt...I love you (and not just since 3 days)
So yeah...not what I wanted to find of my computer screen when I got back from Rennes.
I have a date
Yep the Furry has a date. When I get back from Florida I have a date set up. This is my first date in well over a year. No need to tell me how pathetic I am, I already know. Let me re-emphasize that this is my first date in a year, not kiss (3 years), sex (we won't get into that), girlfriend or consecutive dates with someone (won't get into that either). I am sure something will happen to me, in fact I may worry if nothing does. And while Mona may feel like Jerry, I am still definitely George. I am pretty sure though if she asks me to come to her place for "coffee" I won't turn it down this time....yes I have turned it down before (different girl), yes I am an idiot.
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Will you come to my place for coffee?
Doesn't George actually get laid and have dates?
No need to rub it in.
So the first time I read this post, I was focused on your impending date. Now I can't help wondering why someone's, er...phallus would be "red with envy." Envious of what, exactly? And doesn't he know that green generally symbolizes - you know, I'm done now.
Okay Mona now that is just mean, probably the meanest comment I have had, and that says a lot because Arbusto constantly leaves comments.
Don't tempt a man.
How does Furry get more play from Mona than I do?
See, I prove his point.
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