It's not even Thursday yet....

First off on a topic unrelated to the following post, the cat I am living with snores. It is not small whimpers like some dogs do but full-blown snores. I really never knew that cats snored, and I am not sure how I feel about it, but it is kind of distracting when I am trying to sleep.

Moving on....

I will give nicknames to girls to make this story easier.
First off there will be Reunion
Reunion--she is from La Reunion, which is a small island inbetween Madagascar and S. Africa, and also a part of France. She is the 22 year old I have been meantioning who is dating the 35 y/o and one who I hang out with a lot. She also speaks English pretty well. Reunion is also very attractive in the tropical kind of way and is very petite.

A: A is from Bretagne, which is where I spent a previous semester studying in France. She is pretty damn hot and extremely quirky. I like girls who are quirky, they do small things that are completely odd for no reason. She has also studied in Quebec and teaches me Quebecois swear words

S: S is another girl in my classes who is from Morocco. She is extremely hot with the whole sexy N. African/ Middle Eastern tan and huge eyes. Think kind of like Jasmine in Aladdin. She has long curly hair and some pretty large breasts. She also has a boyfriend of 5 years, but who lives in Morocco.

Now to the story.....

In class I was finalizing plans of Thanksgiving dinner with Reunion. Reunion, her boyfriend, A, a friend (girl) of A, and S will all be there. I then asked Reunion if she had any news about A and the guy she was kind of "seeing". Here is the conversation that insued (not translated since the conversation was in English):

Reunion: She is going to stop seeing him for a month or more. She wasn't that into him but always needs to be with someone.

Me: Perfect I am here for one more month. I should hook-up with her.

Reunion: It's so cute you have principles. I think you should hook-up with her even if she was still seeing him.

Me: I am not going to do that, I have been on the other end of that. That is why I won't make a move on S.

Reunion: I still think you should fuck her, she is probably lonely since she hasn't seen her boyfriend in awhile.

Me: As much as I would like to I am not sure I could, knowing about her boyfriend.

Reunion: It would make me happy if you fucked her.

Me: (pause, not sure how to follow that up)

Reunion: For that matter you should fuck A too. You should fuck them both that would make me comfortable.

Me: How does me fucking A make you "comfortable"?

Reunion: Well I meant happy, the only way I would be comfortable was if I joined you two.

Me: (At this point I really had no idea what to say and was clearly showing my innocence by even blushing a bit)

Reunion: (unconvincingly saying) Oh I was just joking....hope you don't get an erection in class that would be embarassing.

Later on in class I made a joke to Reunion as someone seemingly said somethinig completely random, so in return I turned to her and said a completely random word. She then turns to me and says, "blowjob."

This was without alcohol in our systems. I have no idea what tomorrow will bring when there will be lots of alcohol consumed, but Reunion has said she is going to try and hook me up with either A or S or both.