So I didn't exactly post the entire conversation I had the other night when I went out with my two attractive female classmates.
Two glasses of wine and 2 very strong rhum drinks into the conversation we raised our glasses and said "Tchin Tchin" French equivalent to "cheers". Apparently here in France if you don't look someone in the eyes while doing this you get 7 years of not enjoying sex. (Arbusto insert joke about the Furry here). Anyways that is how we got started talking about sex. Then they started talking about blowjobs, and they asked if I knew cum tasted different depending on what I ate. I said I didn't know from experience but had heard of that. They then wanted to know if North American or cum from the USA tasted different than French cum.
Now for all of you expecting this to lead somewhere...SHAME ON YOU. Have you not read my blog. Do you not know that I am the master of either women leading me on or me just not knowing whatsoever. Remember the Seinfeld episode where George turns down "coffee" in the lady's apartment. That is my life over and over and over again. So no nothing happened. I am just a sad pathetic Furry.
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That is really the saddest story ever. My silhouette weeps for you.
Welcome to my life.
I am not sure which is sadder that story, or when I was the drunkest I had ever been and turned down one of the most attractive girls that went to my college because I didn't want to take advantage of her. Who has those thoughts when they are drunk?
Next time just grab her breast. It accomplishes everything plus you get a feel.
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