Table for 1

I am pretty sure that is what I will be asking for my entire life, "table for 1." I am quite possibly the most pathetic man when it comes to women. I am so sick of making a fool out of myself I think I will just give up, bury myself in work, and shower my nephews and niece with gifts.

Every girl that hears my probles says she is going to help me. That is exactly the problem. Instead of thinking of going out with me, they would rather find some other poor sucker to do it. God forbid I have a girl that wants to go out with me, finds me attractive and/or is somewhat normal.

I just give up. I should have been a monk so then I wouldn't have to explain to everyone why I am so pathetic. Every girl says it doesn't make sense why I am alone, well if it fucking doesn't make sense why aren't you asking me out, kissing me, or fucking me, instead of saying it doesn't make sense. 3 years without a kiss is beyond pathetic.

As most of my friends that are girls say, "I am too nice." I have no fucking clue what that means, but I do know this, if that means I have to be less nice or change to find a girl; fuck it. I would rather be nice and completely single, than an ass and with someone.

Sorry for the downer of a post everone.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the States, all the expats, students abroad, or soldiers serving their country.