Yes you read the title right. Tonight I went out with one of the girls I have been hanging out with. We met up with her boyfriend (bummer). After drinking together and getting to know each other a little he told me a story about one of his friends. (This is translated from French). He told me saw his friend smiling one morning, and BF asked the guy why he was smiling. The guy told BF that he had just got done butt fucking a girl. He then went on and when he was done he found out that the girl had eaten red peppers the day before because he found a piece of red pepper on his dick.
I hope no one was eating red peppers while reading that story. What is weird about this relationship between this girl I know and the boyfriend is that she is 22 and he is 35. Yes you read it right. Plus he has a 6 year old. This is a very attractive, smart, and confident 22 year old too. And the guy isn't all that charming and looks more like 45 then 35. Although my parents have 18 years between them not 13 I don't understand this relationship whatsoever.
Well off to bed, I am slightly drunk, tired, and just got done eating some greasy food, is there a better combination?
Oh yeah I am below 100 kilos finally. Which in US terms means I am below 220lbs. When I got here I was over 250lbs. Go me. And have fun eating red peppers.
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I was eating orange peppers while reading this...no, really.
Wonderful. Now I am even more afraid of EVER trying it. Thanks.
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