So I have given up, I surrender, wave the white flag, whatever. After the last fiasco with dating, I have given up on internet dating and dating in general. I have no prospects, none in the wings, none on the horizon, none in the next universe.
I spent 3 years on Eharmony with a total of 3 dates...one a year. I did Match for awhile too, nothing. I give up. I am quite possibly the worlds worst dater.
So yeah all of the throngs of women trying to throw themselves at me, sorry I am taking a break. Most likely a 5-10 year break, if I am lucky a 30 year break. By lucky I mean for all of those that had to go or might have to go through with dating me. Sorry.
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I have a 2/2 track record with setups. I'll keep my eyes open for you.
Pity party of one, your table is ready.
You totally have a standing date with my silhouette, you just happen to live in a frozen tundra.
Mona: Yeah it was a pity party, it is either that or get really depressed by keeping it all in. So even though it is pathetic to put it out there it is also theraputic. And more importantly I DON'T LIVE IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA...that is Green Bay, a place I have a strong hatred for (not fake hate either). But yes it is very cold here.
SC: Don't need to look A) you won't find anyone [trust me] B) I am not dating for at least 6 months, which even if I was I probably wouldn't have a date in that period anyways.
Got it. I'll keep my matchmaking eyes tightly closed.
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