I HATE FRENCH WOMEN

Okay so I was going to include this in my last post, but thought it deserved a post of its own.

As the title "implies" (Yes Arbusto, implies) I hate French women, okay maybe hate is too strong of a word.

So I had three potential targets since the last time I posted. One during my clown internship (don't worry will explain it in a later post, but yes I took classes in Paris on how to be a clown) and two from my current classes.

All three acted the same way and oddly enough all three ended the same way. I think what it comes down to is me being completely unable to read signs from women whatsoever. I might be able to read US Supreme Court Cases and understand them; US Army interrogation logs and be able to cite what article they are violating in international treaties; or Candide in French and understand Voltaires word games or satire of Leibniz; but for fuck's sake I am like a Elaine trying to figure out why Ziggy is so funny when it comes to me and women. Normally just stating my record of 24 years and only one 2 month disasterous relationship or getting my first kiss at the age of 22 would suffice. But no I will go on.

All 3 of the above mentioned attractive French ladies were friendly at first. Just in a normal friend type of way, but as time progressed they became more friendly. Now I always read more into things than anyone ever should, but here is what happened in all 3 cases. After awhile they began to open up more; they would either wait for me or tell me to wait to walk 3 blocks together before we split for the day; would sit next to me and whisper things to me during classes; would be over "complementative" (not sure if that is a word but it is now) on things I would tell them about me; would always be extremely close to me; and all 3 would touch me lightly on my arm or shoulder when telling me things or laughing together. They all 3 would said we should do such and such together or go to such and such and place. Now I wasn't thinking they were madly in love with me, I might be stupid but not retarded, I was just thinking that maybe they were giving me signs that they would be interested in hanging out together and seeing where things went from there.

What did all 3 have in common, they all had boyfriends ranging from 3-6 year relationships. Oddly enough all 3 lived with their boyfriend too. One of them is even dating a French Air Force jet pilot, and she has asked me to go out drinking and dancing with her. (Fearing retaliation from Maverick and Goose I am not sure if I am willing to go).

Anyways I think I prefer life in the States where I am not confused about women because it is clear none are hitting on me whatsoever.