Today I witnessed a fight at a Metro stop. Two guys were really going at it with fists flying, then one fell to the ground and the other started kicking him. When I thought someone was gonig to intervene he actually aided the fight by holding the guy who was kicking the guy on the ground so that the guy on the ground could get up and continute fighting. There was at least 20 or so people watching and no one doing anything. I had thought about intervening but then two others joined the fight including one with a shovel who was swinging it at the head of another guy. At this time it was 3 on 1. When I left it ended up being 4-2. Ahh the Holiday Season, always filled with joy.
I have been reading a lot of different blogs of people being down/depressed/in a funk. Although I am sure some of this is due to seasonal depression, I would just like to add that I am the King of Funks. It has been 3 years since I kissed someone...before that it was 21 years. (Side note: When I say kiss it is not a euphamism I really mean kiss. This is not meaning make-out either I am including all forms of kissing with the exception of family and the french bisou.) I think you get the hint. And now I hang out with girls who talk nothing but sex with me. I feel like one of the musical/movie/comedy guests on Lovelive that has no idea what the hell he is saying, instead having Dr. Drew correct everything.
Thanksgiving is obviously coming up. The French only import whole turkeys at Christmas, have no idea what stuffing is, and sure has hell have never had pumpkin pie. If anyone wants to send me either pumpkin pie or homemade chex mix feel free. Okay Chex Mix must be homemade with extra garlic salt and with only original ingrediants in it meaning: wheat chex, corn chex, rice chex, pretzels, and cheerios. Sadly I have the entire recipie memorized by heart. I won't go into my full rant about Chex Mix brand Chex Mix in bags but needless to say in the late 1990's they changed their recipie for the worst, I am sure it was to compete with Gardetto's.
And on that useless bit of info I end my post.
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Cheerios in Chex Mix? I've never even heard of such a thing.
You have to use plain Cheerios not Honey Nut...and they are great. They soak up all of the gooey goodness in the roasting pan.
So you want people to send you food and not sex? Lame.
I know I have a better chance at food than I will ever have at sex...that isn't just by mail either.
Had I but known - I was in Paris last weekend and would have been thrilled to bring you a pumpkin pie. When I was in Ohio for Christmas last year, I brought back 8 cans of pumpkin pie, 8 bottles of corn syrup and a lot of packages of crisco. I think this year I'm going to have to add Condensed Milk to the list.
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